Sucks when family shit happens and you’re in another country and no one tells you everything that’s happening. I can’t do anything about it, but still, I’d rather know than not.
Ok!
Officially started a weight-loss blog so I don’t have to bother my followers with my whining. Check it out if you’re interested!
adipose-phone-home.tumblr.com
(Doctor Who reference… sorry! lol)
(Source: adipose-phone-home)
it’s weird how being a pussy is weak and having balls means you’re tough i mean punch me in the uterus and i will be fine i’m used to that shit once a month come at me but if i kick you in the balls you are down my man you are down hard
(via kioko110)
robert downey jr’s face was meant to be on cats okay
#died
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Diet blog?
If I were to make a diet blog, called “Adipose phone home,” would I just sound dumb to anyone who isn’t a part of the Doctor Who fandom? lol
Why why why
Why did I watch Vampire Diaries, because it looks like Elena is going to end up with that sappy kid instead of the sexy one who hasn’t fucked her over 10 times in 3 seasons.
EDIT: And by fucked her over, I mean he hasn’t done terrible things and made her life hard in 10 different situations. I have no idea if he has fucked her over or less than 10 times.
I love how all the fandoms are mourning with me about the death of MegaUpload
dontyouleavehim-samwisegamgee:
The Whovians
The Disney Fandom
The Sherockians
And oh gosh the Harry Potter fandom
Good god I love you guys <3
I’m just reblogging this to remind everybody why the internet is awesome.
(via quinnfabrayatyale)
a haiku about my life
i am really fat
i’m going to stop eating
wait are those cookies
(Source: billbeckettjr, via smykboyfriendsays)
Mini S’mores Hand Pies Recipe (by Betty Crocker Recipes)
I’m sad.
Someone buy me a pint of Baskin Robbins ice cream. One that has no calories.











