Sucks when family shit happens and you’re in another country and no one tells you everything that’s happening. I can’t do anything about it, but still, I’d rather know than not.

Ok!

Officially started a weight-loss blog so I don’t have to bother my followers with my whining. Check it out if you’re interested!

adipose-phone-home.tumblr.com

(Doctor Who reference… sorry! lol)

(Source: adipose-phone-home)

whenthesuspenderscomeoff:

it’s weird how being a pussy is weak and having balls means you’re tough i mean punch me in the uterus and i will be fine i’m used to that shit once a month come at me but if i kick you in the balls you are down my man you are down hard

(via kioko110)

giantchicken:

averagefuture:

robert downey jr’s face was meant to be on cats okay

#died

(via kioko110)

Diet blog?

If I were to make a diet blog, called “Adipose phone home,” would I just sound dumb to anyone who isn’t a part of the Doctor Who fandom? lol

Why why why

Why did I watch Vampire Diaries, because it looks like Elena is going to end up with that sappy kid instead of the sexy one who hasn’t fucked her over 10 times in 3 seasons.

EDIT: And by fucked her over, I mean he hasn’t done terrible things and made her life hard in 10 different situations. I have no idea if he has fucked her over or less than 10 times.

I love how all the fandoms are mourning with me about the death of MegaUpload

dontyouleavehim-samwisegamgee:

The Whovians

The Disney Fandom

The Sherockians

And oh gosh the Harry Potter fandom

Good god I love you guys <3

I’m just reblogging this to remind everybody why the internet is awesome.

(via quinnfabrayatyale)

a haiku about my life

gordonramgay:

i am really fat

i’m going to stop eating

wait are those cookies

(Source: billbeckettjr, via smykboyfriendsays)

prettyfoods:

Mini S’mores Hand Pies Recipe (by Betty Crocker Recipes)

prettyfoods:

Mini S’mores Hand Pies Recipe (by Betty Crocker Recipes)

I’m sad.

Someone buy me a pint of Baskin Robbins ice cream. One that has no calories.